Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,275 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (100/500 points)
Unlock Captain
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/80 points)
Bring rain equally to all
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 4/45 (25/500 points)
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Survived for 1+ miles!
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win 10 rounds
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/445 points)
Survived 10 rounds of hideNseek
Got a goal in 20 or fewer moves!
Survived 25 round of hideNseek!
Get a goal in the soccer minigame
Got a goal in 10 or fewer strikes!
You unlocked the final skin! Congrats :D
Scored 5 Goals in Soccer
Score 20 goals in Soccer
Nice! You got a goal in 5 or fewer strikes!
You've unlocked every hat :)
Be the last man standing in the battle royale minigame!
Won a game of pool
Wow, you got a goal in 1 kick!
Survived 50 rounds of hideNseek!
Medals Earned: 14/22 (70/110 points)
More like... Ded.
More like... O... Rage.
More like... Yell "oh".
More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).
More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...
More like... Indigo fuck yourself.
More like... Violent.